about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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