Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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