i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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