he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
In other news, I just burned my penis
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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