You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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