You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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