Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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