why didn't you poke me back
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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