Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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