I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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