Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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