That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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She told me I should be a condom model.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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