Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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