But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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