My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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