I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Randomize