Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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