just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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