I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize