let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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