I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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