Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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