Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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