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Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
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Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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