It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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