There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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