I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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