You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Oh god it's open bar.
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