I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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