Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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