We're facebook friends in real life
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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