dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
handjob tips. give me some.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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