I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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