Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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