drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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