Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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