if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I have tasted many bathrooms
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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