She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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