Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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