Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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