woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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