did you get engaged???
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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