Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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