talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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