What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
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so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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