All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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