Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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