his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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