Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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