Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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